World of Warcraft is a game that football players play in their spare time to hone their stratetgic prowess during the down season.
"hey dude you wanna play football"
"hey dude wanna play world of warcraft"
by fredbobdude September 09, 2005
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a game that you are really bad at at the start and basically haven't a clue how to play it so u are just running about killing boars and usuing your right click on your mouse to do so,until one day you get an urge to stay at the pc ,you stay at the pc for a seriously long amount of time,you miss work the next day,this whole process repeats itself,you miss work the next day,you get all excited that you are now lvl 40 and get to wear plate armor,your boss fires you,you run out of money for food,u live off potato crisps and coca-cola,you grow a beard,you start to smell,you havent slept in weeks,your friends hate you,your lifes a mess,your car gets repossessed,you move back in with your 70 year old parents,your life is a mess.
but hey,you have 3 lvl 70 tier 6 uber uber mad chars for it^^
do not play wow..ever..it ruins lives!
world of warcraft world of warcraft addiction
by nondas April 05, 2008
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The most fun and addicting game in the world, developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The storyline takes place after Warcraft III the Frozen Throne. In the game, you can choose to be the Alliance or Horde with different races, such as Human, Dwarf, Gnome, Night Elf, Dranei for Alliance, and Orc, Undead, Tauren, Troll, and Blood Elf for Horde. There are also classes available to each of the races. They are Druid, Mage, Hunter, Paladin, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, and Warrior, and each of them can have different abilities. It is an extremely complex game involving many items, abilities, creatures, bosses, instances, raids, etc...
Unlike in Warcraft III, the Alliance and Horde hate each other on principle. The most rare weapons are extremely hard to obtain, as most of them have a very low chance of drop from a really difficult boss. High level raids may also take weeks to complete, depending on the difficulty.
The stereotypical WoW player is a loser that sits at home all day with no life except for WoW. There may be players like that, but many WoW players that I know are just normal everyday people that play just for fun.
Dark_Phoenix: Hey guys, i gots Thunderfury after like 50,000 hours of work!
Normal Person: Great job. Meanwhile, I got into Harvard, got a hell of a nice job and car, married my girlfriend, and I'm on the road to success, and you played world of warcraft?

Chadwick_JuniorXX: Aw...I got killed by C'thun for the 50th time!

AngelRender368: Rogues are so !@#$% cheap! Im never doing PVP battles ever again!

UglyFugly403: Hell yeah, my Warlock is now level 60! The same age as me! BALLIN!!
by A Prisoner of the Scourge September 26, 2007
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lol ppl say WoW is addictive which is true but it doesn't mean the ppl who play are smelly fat losers my friends and i who play are athletes and always doing something this just fills the void between 3am and 6am in the summer (if sober if not it a whole different experince) lol i do agree with the earlier statements of the ultimate test for a g/f though lol but the game doesn't require long hours of leveling up to have fun unlike most mmorpgs it actually rewards the casual player
unlike eq where u spend a month killing rats or runescape where u get killed by a woman
by jm69 June 22, 2005
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World of Warcraft is a game where the only enemy is yourself... and 90% of the players will never recover for the internal damage this game will cause to your health, your self esteem, and your social life.... i played warcraft when i was 13 and it is a addiction.... luckly i had the will power to break the disc after a month and since then i lost 35 lbs got myself in shape and my life is so much better i go to parties now spend time with my family got a gf and got into college. here the facts THIS GAME SHOULD BE ILLEGAL it has alot of the same effects and symptoms as Crack... if any of you normal kids out there are waiting to play the game or get the expansion DONT!!! QUIT RIGHT NOW HIT START ADD/REMOVE PROGRAMS AND UNINSTALL THIS it essentially is a computer virus but not to you PC but a virus to your life...
Normal kid: "Dude i cant wait to play World of Warcraft"
Day 1: only 3 hours not so bad
Day 2: only 6 hours im fine
Week: my gf left me who cares ill get another one just after one more quest...
1 Month: lost my job and im failing 3 classes who cares ill go to summer school
1 Year: Dont cancel my account please im only 1 more lev to 70!!! please i need WoW!!!! ILL SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE NO!!!
this is what world of warcraft will do to you
by Junior Gomez April 18, 2008
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A highly addictive game that consumes your life and will make you become fat and will never let you get laid
by gogomymagicpup August 17, 2007
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