wooport 

Approximately a line of Cocaine inside of a Newport cigarette. It is intended to get your ass higher than a Georgia Pine!

Guy 1: "Damn dude! Are you gonna snort both of those lines?"

Guy 2: "No man, I'm gonna suck the other line into this cig and make a Wooport!"

Guy 1: "Damn!!"

wooport by MikeJ#GTHC April 21, 2018

woopert

An extremely soft dog. Specifically a beagle.

My woopert is very soft.

woopert by A guy from the military June 12, 2008

WooperTart 

She is insane. You can definitely trust her, but she is many things. It’s like she’s a being of creation, she can be ANYTHING.

Don’t worry.

“i hope WOOPERTART doesn’t IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S ME”

WooperTart by An Anonymous Online August 26, 2023

woopertart 

A being of many things. A figure of creation. Can be anything. Trustable yet insane.

“that woman is woopertart!”

woopertart by An Anonymous Online August 26, 2023