Woodward Dream Cruise

Annual event in Michigan that attracts fat and stupid former union employees whos entire goal in life is to have a penis measuring contest by showing off their extremely inefficent "classic" cars.

The amount of white trash (tatted up, wife beater/chain wallet wearin' ass crack showin') that attends said event is amazing, it actually rivals Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for sheer ignorance levels achieved...

This scene unfolds all day every day for an entire week of the Woodward Dream Cruise...

WT dude #1: Hey! that's a '67 mustang (wipes beer off of his porno stash).

WT dude #2 (can be substituted w/ a WT girl): Yup! (spits on the ground).

Woodward Dream Cruise by not white trash August 22, 2011

woodward dream cruise

An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.

Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!

Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".

woodward dream cruise by Import Lover September 13, 2008

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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