Woodward Dream Cruise

Annual event in Michigan that attracts fat and stupid former union employees whos entire goal in life is to have a penis measuring contest by showing off their extremely inefficent "classic" cars.

The amount of white trash (tatted up, wife beater/chain wallet wearin' ass crack showin') that attends said event is amazing, it actually rivals Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for sheer ignorance levels achieved...

This scene unfolds all day every day for an entire week of the Woodward Dream Cruise...

WT dude #1: Hey! that's a '67 mustang (wipes beer off of his porno stash).

WT dude #2 (can be substituted w/ a WT girl): Yup! (spits on the ground).

Woodward Dream Cruise by not white trash August 22, 2011

woodward dream cruise

An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.

Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!

Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".

woodward dream cruise by Import Lover September 13, 2008

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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