when you take a cork up a girls puss a few times and then you take it out and lick the pussy juices
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A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..
The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!
by MKU0 February 11, 2019
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Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened
Arise from you wooden cradle.
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an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside
dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes
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A game played between two or more contestants.

Rules:

1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"

Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."

Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"

Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"

Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 18, 2010
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