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woo-woo boy 

A firefighter who has several hundred dollars in emergency warning equipment on his/her personal vehicle. Usually accompaned by several radio antennas. The typical woo woo may be wearing a fire department shirt in a public place and also sport a walkie talkie, fire department pager (or two) a cell phone (or two) on their belt.

also see: Stemwacker
Look at that dude in church! How many pagers does he have on?

Oh, he's just a woo-woo boy fireman.
woo-woo boy by Haywood Chablome April 10, 2005
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A white male in his late twenties to mid thirties at a sporting event, drinking some Millers, and randomly calling “woo” as a mating call to his fellow woo boys.
Woo boys Brad and Chad wooed at each other during the entire 4th inning at the Pirates vs. whatever game.
Woo boy by TreeChopper011 August 17, 2018
You have the woo-girl. Unfortunately there is also woo-boys. Simply boys who goes "wooo" when they're excited. This is often found in typical groups of Party Swedes. Read: Stureplan
Well, that's a proper Woo-boy!
Woo-boy by ccmmhaugl December 14, 2014
A Woo-boy is a middle aged white mail pedophile that drives a rusty, dented unmarked white van slowly near elementary schools and attempts to woo boys inside with stories of lost puppies or injured parents or gifts of candy. A Woo-boy is a child molester that takes a thrill in the hunt.
Mom: "here is your lunch Billy. Stay away from strangers or the woo-boy will snatch you"
Littly Billy: "Ok mom, I will"
Woo-boy by Stinger123 June 23, 2015

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026