an animal that is a cross between a wolf and a racoon. it is the type of pet chuck norris isnt even cool enough to have for is has magical powers of all sorts. you probally have never seen one in its true state, unless of course you have been blown to another universe from over-exposure to awesomeness. in its human form a wolfcoom is usually female with brown hair and brown eyes. their human forms tend to have signifigant frekles placed on their left middle finger and right iris.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.