an animal that is a cross between a wolf and a racoon. it is the type of pet chuck norris isnt even cool enough to have for is has magical powers of all sorts. you probally have never seen one in its true state, unless of course you have been blown to another universe from over-exposure to awesomeness. in its human form a wolfcoom is usually female with brown hair and brown eyes. their human forms tend to have signifigant frekles placed on their left middle finger and right iris.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods