wolfcoon

an animal that is a cross between a wolf and a racoon. it is the type of pet chuck norris isnt even cool enough to have for is has magical powers of all sorts. you probally have never seen one in its true state, unless of course you have been blown to another universe from over-exposure to awesomeness. in its human form a wolfcoom is usually female with brown hair and brown eyes. their human forms tend to have signifigant frekles placed on their left middle finger and right iris.

i think she might be a wolfcoon

by ladywolfcoon July 3, 2011

wolfcron

a loose-canon deity; omnipotence to the highest degree.

wolfcron made jesus cry when he beat him checkers.

by Thorgasmatron May 10, 2009

Wolfcon

The Most Sexiest and Muscular man you will ever meet, he is super talented at intercourse and also like big things in his mouth, by that i mean boobies.

That man right there is a wolfcon.

by Big Man is Always here December 12, 2020

wolfgoon

when a wolfgang member is telling someone they are out going to goon to something

leaving to wolfgoon?

by whiskeywomper February 10, 2025