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WolfBlitzer
Ed: Any news on the tornado?
Jed: Naw, the power's still out
Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?
Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.
Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.
Jed: Naw, the power's still out
Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?
Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.
Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.
WolfBlitzer by sdsongster May 15, 2013
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wolfbit • wolf bite • wolf bitch • wolfbiker • wolfita • wolfito • WolfKitten • wolfpits • Wolfsitdown • Laying down wolfbait
wolfbiker
a lifestyle.
wolfbiker can be used on many different levels. anytime you doubt yourself, just remind yourself that youre a wolfbiker. its like taking pcp without taking pcp.
wolfbiker can be used on many different levels. anytime you doubt yourself, just remind yourself that youre a wolfbiker. its like taking pcp without taking pcp.
say theres this girl/guy youve been crushing on. you like em, but are hesitant to approach them to ask them out on a rollerskating date, or out for some mini golf and a john cusack movie.
then your bff looks at you dead in the eye and says "wolfbiker, bitch."
at that moment, you reply "youre right. wolfbiker."
then you take a deep breath and walk over to your crush and initiate conversation, winning their heart and living happily ever after.
then your bff looks at you dead in the eye and says "wolfbiker, bitch."
at that moment, you reply "youre right. wolfbiker."
then you take a deep breath and walk over to your crush and initiate conversation, winning their heart and living happily ever after.
wolfbiker by craig blisten August 6, 2007
wolfbiscuit
Someone who is a general oxygen bandit. Regularly gets anally penetrated and has rabies of the ass. Constantly gets his eyebrow shaved off after a big night on the cock. Also can be known as a bit of a cowboy.
That dirty fucking wolfbiscuit Kirk got fucked up the ass last night, also heard he has ass rabies. What a fucking oxygen bandit
wolfbiscuit by catweazle2011 April 20, 2011
Laying down wolfbait
camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....
At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....
At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.
Laying down wolfbait by mrmalachicrunch February 26, 2012
wolfpits
wolfpits by Ciphercypher May 20, 2011
wolfbite
A variant of "shotgunning," a wolfbite is the coolest way to rapidly consume a beer. Instead of puncturing a hole in the side of a beer can and opening the top and chugging, the drinker bites a hole in the side of the can and chugs all the beer inside. Typically, the top of the can does not need to be popped. After the drinker has finished, the can is slammed to the ground and the drinker howls like a wolf.
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