wolfbit

The name of a person that is the leader and main character of a group or series

Me : wolfbit is a cool character
Friend : your an idiot

wolfbit by Wolfybit December 31, 2020

WolfBlitzer 

To construct, fabricate or improvise "new information" so as to appear knowledgeable.

Ed: Any news on the tornado?

Jed: Naw, the power's still out

Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?

Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.

Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.

WolfBlitzer by sdsongster May 15, 2013

wolfbiker 

a lifestyle.
wolfbiker can be used on many different levels. anytime you doubt yourself, just remind yourself that youre a wolfbiker. its like taking pcp without taking pcp.

say theres this girl/guy youve been crushing on. you like em, but are hesitant to approach them to ask them out on a rollerskating date, or out for some mini golf and a john cusack movie.

then your bff looks at you dead in the eye and says "wolfbiker, bitch."

at that moment, you reply "youre right. wolfbiker."

then you take a deep breath and walk over to your crush and initiate conversation, winning their heart and living happily ever after.

wolfbiker by craig blisten August 6, 2007

wolfbiscuit 

Someone who is a general oxygen bandit. Regularly gets anally penetrated and has rabies of the ass. Constantly gets his eyebrow shaved off after a big night on the cock. Also can be known as a bit of a cowboy.

That dirty fucking wolfbiscuit Kirk got fucked up the ass last night, also heard he has ass rabies. What a fucking oxygen bandit

wolfbiscuit by catweazle2011 April 20, 2011

Laying down wolfbait 

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.

camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.

Laying down wolfbait by mrmalachicrunch February 26, 2012

wolfpits 

Wolfpits – Any woman not named Ashley that has a beard growing underneath her arms.

Old wolfpits shaved her legs but forgot to shave under her armpits.

wolfpits by Ciphercypher May 20, 2011

wolfbite

A variant of "shotgunning," a wolfbite is the coolest way to rapidly consume a beer. Instead of puncturing a hole in the side of a beer can and opening the top and chugging, the drinker bites a hole in the side of the can and chugs all the beer inside. Typically, the top of the can does not need to be popped. After the drinker has finished, the can is slammed to the ground and the drinker howls like a wolf.

Dude, Jim's wolfbite was sick! Only pussies shotgun beers!

wolfbite by WMHC April 6, 2009