woke up

The worst feeling ever

I just woke up ;-;

woke up by Sjoske May 9, 2017

Woke up

It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.

She finally woke up

Woke up by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

woke up and chose violence 

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.

The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.

woke up and chose violence by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023

woke up and chose chaos 

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.

I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

woke up and chose chaos by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed 

Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.

It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.

The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.

"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
- - - - -
"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed by Charlie Apples May 28, 2015

woke up with wood 

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."

I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!

woke up with wood by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

woke up and chose violence 

When someone ABSOLUTELY flames someone else, someone basically saying you flamed him

this man woke up and chose violence

woke up and chose violence by didntasklolnoob232 December 7, 2020