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Knowing everything is an illusion of the mind. Mainly the more extreme version of "Woke" encapsulating higher dimensional and abstract thought. One achieves this "Woke af" philosophy after ingesting a very high dosage of DMT, Mushrooms, or any other hallucinogenic substance.
Sam: Have you seen the recent interviews of Jim Carrey, he's out of his f***ing mind!

Josh: Na, Jim Carrey is Woke af!
Woke af by LifeIsAnIllusion September 27, 2017
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When you are no longer in the dark about the things happening around you. Being well informed
Lina: I love Beyoncé
Betty: yo she's in the illuminati.
Lina: oh really?? You're woke af
Woke af by Gen gen June 3, 2016
Pronunciation: Woh · Kuh · Ee · Ahf

Definition: The state of being Woke Af

Ie:
Ie: "BISH I WOKEAF"
Wokeaf by TheRWExpress August 18, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008