wobbly pirate

When getting oral sex from a girl or a guy, right before ejaculation, pull out and ejaculate in her/his eye. When she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.

Girl: "Hey Janet! What's with the black eye? And why on earth are you limping?"

Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."

Girl: "Oh, that Steve."

wobbly pirate by MNB 539 March 29, 2005

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wobbly pirate

a traveling trophy of a barbie doll that has been modified to resemble the above definition which would be earned for doing something worthy of recognition by your co-workers such as (1) telling the boss off, (2) bringing up anal sex to clients, (3) falling down in the office, etc

Shandy: "Did you see what Chad was wearing? His shirt said 'I love Sex' on it, they sent him home for the day"

Mora: "Yeah but he earned himself at least 2 weeks of the wobbly pirate"

wobbly pirate by Wanda Palmer January 20, 2009

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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