wizard time

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.

"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.

wizard time by Pseudothink May 24, 2014

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wizard time

Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.

So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.

wizard time by MinxaMinx February 20, 2011

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Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

Wizard time by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024