One of the most handsomest people on earth. Once you date him, you will never want to break up with him. He has an amazing sense of humor and he just treats everyone well. Once he hugs you, you will want to always make him hug you!
Mrs Wiggys country where she produces goochay wigs. Those are the most expensive wigs on this planet and if you get your hands on one than you are lucky as fūck. If you wanna go to wigland with a one-dollar-wig then you will get your wig snatched. In wigland guerrilla-glue gets produced (it's a dang good wigglue which will prevent your wig from getting snatched) which is so fūcking expensive that only mrs wiggy can afford it.
Biggest Crime in Wigland: snatching mrs wiggys wig
Person 1: is that a wigland wig?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: how much did you pay?
Person 2: my kidney
Wilanders (n. pl) – Testicles. Named after Mats Wilander, the former professional tennis player, who controversially suggested that world number one tennis player Roger Federer "has no balls". Typically used in a metaphorical, rather than a physiological, sense.
"Wow, those NASCAR folks sure have big Wilanders!" - from tennis.com
Big handsome young man with some cute curly hair. Sometimes people mistake him for a leguan.
He officially holds the record for the longest throw with a glass bottle.
In his lifetime he enjoyed many nicknames such as Bila, Wlan or Bela.
Nevertheless, do not talk about his style, as he wont stop talking about arcteryx and how "brazy" it looks on him
Holy Cow! is that Steven Harvey?! He looks Great!
Me: Haha no, you're mistaken little dummy, thats Wieland!