2 definitions by Cupcakkesuseddealdoe

wigland

Mrs Wiggys country where she produces goochay wigs. Those are the most expensive wigs on this planet and if you get your hands on one than you are lucky as fūck. If you wanna go to wigland with a one-dollar-wig then you will get your wig snatched. In wigland guerrilla-glue gets produced (it's a dang good wigglue which will prevent your wig from getting snatched) which is so fūcking expensive that only mrs wiggy can afford it.

Biggest Crime in Wigland: snatching mrs wiggys wig

Person 1: is that a wigland wig?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: how much did you pay?
Person 2: my kidney

by Cupcakkesuseddealdoe September 8, 2023

mrs wiggy

Mrs Wiggys is a person we love and cherish. She is the president of Wigland. She snatches wigs with her pure eyesight and is the best physics and maths teacher that you can get. Only breathing in her pressence is a blessing for your lungs but watch out! You might get your wig snatched if you breath to loudly

Person 1: gurl we have math with mrs wiggys later
Person 2: oh dang it. I don't have my homework
Person 1: oh you gon' get yo wig snatched

by Cupcakkesuseddealdoe September 8, 2023