A pawn in a tactic for picking up women for those who think they need their friend to help. Works about 5-10% of the time, unless you harness the douchery well. One of three things will happen.
1. The wingman hits on the ugly chick so you can get the hot one. You actually think this will help you. Inevitably, the wingman eventually gets to pick one, and you miss out on both.
2. The wingman becomes your martyr of the night, you have a good night, he goes home feeling like a douche, unless he liked the ugly chick.
1. The wingman hits on the ugly chick so you can get the hot one. You actually think this will help you. Inevitably, the wingman eventually gets to pick one, and you miss out on both.
2. The wingman becomes your martyr of the night, you have a good night, he goes home feeling like a douche, unless he liked the ugly chick.
- Hey look at those Americans, they're trying the wingman tecnique. Lets talk to those women when they're done failing. Maybe they'll want to hang out some time. ***both Canadians get laid***
by thegoddamnedtruth March 30, 2014
by Willie the Great April 8, 2005
When you are going to a girls house and she has her friend with her, and you don't have the testicles to go round by yourself so you call upon your "Wingman" to help ease the akwardness and soothe your testicles.
Girl : Hey wana come round, im with my friend
Guy : Emm maybe, hold on il ring you back
*Guy rings "Wingman" : Yo dude, help me out come round to this girls house with me, be my "Wingman"
Guy : Emm maybe, hold on il ring you back
*Guy rings "Wingman" : Yo dude, help me out come round to this girls house with me, be my "Wingman"
by Perhaps,no,semi May 30, 2010
The oath taken between two bros who have had more than one month's worth of acting as eachother's wingman and have chosen to make the sacred commitment of "permanent wingman". Typically the credo is spoken with the left hand on a copy of the Bro Code and the right hand raised
"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"
"I'm down"
"Raise your right hand and say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."
"Amen"
"I'm down"
"Raise your right hand and say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."
"Amen"
by Mr. Sousa July 22, 2009
A friend who creates a dating profile, let's use Match.com as an example, to pose as her friend whom she would like to see in a healthy relationship.
Example: Tiffany, a devoted friend, is the definition of a catfish wingman, having created a match.com profile for her friend, Lauren, in order to nurture Lauren into a healthy relationship.
Also: Tiffany was a hell of a catfish wingman, she cat winged the hell out of Lance.
Verb: to catfish winged; Past: catfish winged
Additional example: This bitch catfish winged the f*** out of me.
Example: Tiffany, a devoted friend, is the definition of a catfish wingman, having created a match.com profile for her friend, Lauren, in order to nurture Lauren into a healthy relationship.
Also: Tiffany was a hell of a catfish wingman, she cat winged the hell out of Lance.
Verb: to catfish winged; Past: catfish winged
Additional example: This bitch catfish winged the f*** out of me.
by Everly Urgess May 12, 2015
noun - The opposite of a wingman. Bring this guy along if you don't want to get laid. He is guaranteed to shoot you down with friendly fire and ultimately single handedly cause a crash and burn. Best to leave at home if potential pussy is on the horizon.
by Ponz $ July 19, 2007
A Facebook Wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. Usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total dick to make him look better. Often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. The Facebook Wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.
Nick: Check this out bro *Sends something obscene and dickish to an attractive girl*
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
by Nex Solo March 13, 2011