winegeek 

A person who orders wine first, and chooses food second.
A person who uses the word "petrichor" to describe Petite Arvine.
A person who knows what Petite Arvine is.

Winegeek1: "Hey, they have a Petite Arvine from the Valais!"
Winegeek2: "Hey, let's order it!"
Winegeek1: "So, what do you want to eat?"
Winegeek2: "Does it really matter?"

winegeek by winegeek January 28, 2010

wiseGEEK 

An ancient knowledge that believes, and lives by, the truth that most people on this earth are douchebags.

Love all, trust a few.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and wiseGEEK.

A wiseGEEK once said to me •I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

wiseGEEK by fatalSTRENGTH August 7, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016