Windows 1.0 

Just another workstation, but shitty

Windows 1.0 is shIt

Windows 1.0 by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020

Windows 1.0 

The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.

Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001

Windows 1.0 by ☆★Midas★☆ March 10, 2022

windows 1.01 

The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public.

Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.

Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this?
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.

windows 1.01 by kevindong October 14, 2017

Windows 10 

Proof Microsoft can't count.

The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!

Windows 10 by Nintendium-chan October 15, 2014

Windows 10 

To keep asking again and again until the person says yes.

Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.

Windows 10 by Nik1000 May 25, 2016

Windows 10 

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

Windows 10 by The Little Carrot Who Could May 17, 2016

Windows 10 

A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.

No anti-virus software has managed to get rid of Windows 10.

Windows 10 by Windows10Hater June 29, 2016