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windies by Thunderized October 20, 2012
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Windies
The act of dropping one's trousers/shorts with the intention of exposing one's inner thigh's/genitals to the wind.
Usually done in hot or stuffy climates.
The result is probably the most refreshing thing one could do while sweating profusely
N.B. Can be an extremely risky action in crowded areas as one may be mistaken for a pervert.
Not recommended in public places.
Usually done in hot or stuffy climates.
The result is probably the most refreshing thing one could do while sweating profusely
N.B. Can be an extremely risky action in crowded areas as one may be mistaken for a pervert.
Not recommended in public places.
Ex.1 - I was so hot in that sun I had to drop my pants for a bit of windies. I've never felt more refreshed.
Ex.2 - Sorry I had to leave for a minute, my balls were sweating so bad I had to find a secluded area for some windies.
Ex.2 - Sorry I had to leave for a minute, my balls were sweating so bad I had to find a secluded area for some windies.
Windies by Bored in France June 15, 2010
windigestion
Windigestion is when you have indigestion coupled with a bit of trapped wind, hence windigestion. It can be quite painful!
I should never have had those beans on toast tonight after that huge meal I had for lunch, now I've got a case of really bad windigestion.
windigestion by Lizzie the Frog October 9, 2008
Windish Potato
The Windish Potato is a move to be executed only by the most skilled anal entry technicians. Though simple in design, its very nature presents serious risk to the safety of the performer's manberries and thus should not be attempted by amateurs or the unskilled. Consider yourself warned.
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It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
note-missionary position recommended_1
It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
Little Timmy tried to give Jewish Jane the windish potato but found that the gap needed to reposition a nut for insertion was greater than the length of his pecker. Suspecting mischief, she unleashed her venomous couderfangs and de-balled the poor fucker right there.
Windish Potato by Dr. Gupta Gipti, Internal Med January 20, 2009
windish
To be a senior in high school and get on a freshman (4 year difference). The senior must be a guy and the freshman a girl.
windish by Derga Derga August 7, 2005