The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

A fat, fluffy, friend that usually is in someones friend group. He sometimes says something funny, but otherwise he sits there and laughs at everything.

Wilbur is my servers mascot

commonly uses coke

Not the smartest person. He is good to have as a friend. He isnt that good at keeping secrets, but he barely lets you down.