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The new name for the wii remote as a person becomes more attached to it than to his own weiner.
Ronnie: DUDE! DON'T TOUCH MY WII CONTROLLER!

Ben: My bad, I had no idea I was touching your wiiner.

Ronnie: ...it even makes sounds.

Ben: You need to put your wiiner down and go outside.
wiiner by B&R Sandwich Co. February 3, 2008
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A slight mishap or drip in the front of your pants from trying to hold on too long, while, spending too much time on the Wii and saying to yourself... “Just one more minute”... whilst trying to finish not just one level, but the whole game.
"It's okay, it was only a little wiinkle, I'll go in a minute."

"It was such an amazing relenture playing the latest Wii game that I had a little wiinkle."
Wiinkle by Geo Gecko August 24, 2009

Wiinjury 

An injury obtained by playing the Nintendo Wii.

Due to the Wii's motion sensor controller, players of the Wii actively move their body while playing games.
I was playing on the Wii and got a wiinjury when I hit my arm against a table.
Wiinjury by Amolo November 19, 2006
An entire winter devoted entirely to playing the Nintendo Wii and masturbation.
I smell it in the air, Wiinter is coming!
Wiinter by Sammy the beast January 1, 2007
someone who uses new, or old friends, soley for the benefits of their wii console.
Fred: OmG Josh is such a wiiner, is he completely using everyone with a wii console.
Larry: Lets wii his ass down fellaz
wiiner by sebastiancee August 28, 2007