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The new name for the wii remote as a person becomes more attached to it than to his own weiner.
Ronnie: DUDE! DON'T TOUCH MY WII CONTROLLER!

Ben: My bad, I had no idea I was touching your wiiner.

Ronnie: ...it even makes sounds.

Ben: You need to put your wiiner down and go outside.
wiiner by B&R Sandwich Co. February 3, 2008
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A slight mishap or drip in the front of your pants from trying to hold on too long, while, spending too much time on the Wii and saying to yourself... “Just one more minute”... whilst trying to finish not just one level, but the whole game.
"It's okay, it was only a little wiinkle, I'll go in a minute."

"It was such an amazing relenture playing the latest Wii game that I had a little wiinkle."
Wiinkle by Geo Gecko August 24, 2009

Wiinjury 

An injury obtained by playing the Nintendo Wii.

Due to the Wii's motion sensor controller, players of the Wii actively move their body while playing games.
I was playing on the Wii and got a wiinjury when I hit my arm against a table.
Wiinjury by Amolo November 19, 2006
An entire winter devoted entirely to playing the Nintendo Wii and masturbation.
I smell it in the air, Wiinter is coming!
Wiinter by Sammy the beast January 1, 2007
someone who uses new, or old friends, soley for the benefits of their wii console.
Fred: OmG Josh is such a wiiner, is he completely using everyone with a wii console.
Larry: Lets wii his ass down fellaz
wiiner by sebastiancee August 28, 2007
wiiner by Baz_au December 10, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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