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The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.
"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."
by dipsys November 1, 2014
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