Look at her! She's in the 8th grade, wearing leopard-print stilletos with jeans.
Yeah, she's got her whore shoes on, all right.
Yeah, she's got her whore shoes on, all right.
by jibberish66 February 27, 2010
by Bag Hag August 26, 2005
by downtownjelly October 10, 2006
by teanasty October 31, 2009
by Vanilla Chunky October 09, 2009
A woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for sexual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes...
May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.
May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.
"Just these please" (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)
"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"
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Outside Store
"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"
(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)
"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"
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Outside Store
"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"
(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)
by randomflapjack March 23, 2008
"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"
"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!
"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!
by areola twins June 28, 2008