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Whole Paycheck 

What you use to pay for your groceries at Whole Foods
Bob: "Where did you shop for groceries this week?"

Melissa: "I went to Whole Paycheck."
Whole Paycheck by iimurph March 22, 2009

Whole Paycheck 

Simply another name for the super market Whole Foods. This play on words makes light of the very high prices of their inventory.
After shopping at Whole Foods, looking at his receipt Joe realized that his whole pay check was now gone. "Whole Foods?!! More like Whole Paycheck you skinny mother fuckers!!!" It was items like the 15 dollar maple syrup that drove the bill up.
Whole Paycheck by sourdeez May 26, 2009

Whole Paycheck 

Just another way of saying "Whole Foods"
Have you tried the new flavored cottage cheese cups? You can find them at Whole Paycheck.

or

"Whole Paycheck" has the greatest selection of gluten-free products!
Whole Paycheck by Jeffrey Jacobs January 28, 2009

whole paycheck 

A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.
i'm headed to Whole Paycheck to pick up a dozen organic, cage-free, range-free, vegetarian-fed eggs and some sustainably farmed, sprouted quinoa; good thing i just completed that second mortgage.
whole paycheck by Lfrey May 6, 2006
Word of the Day on September 24, 2007

whole paycheck 

Likewise, in every supermarket in Canada, cuts of beef suitable for roast beef are terribly expensive. I go to the supermarket and look in the meat section for something I can afford. If my eyes stray onto the price tag of a roast of beef, what pops into my mind is the bit about the second mortgage!

PS It's "free-range" not "range-free."
I wish I could afford a roast of beef, but I've already spent the whole paycheck/second mortgage.

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026