who shot john 

When you ask someone if they know
who did a certain thing, and they
give you answer that you know is
b.s. (bull shit)

Don't come in here with that who
shot john b.s.

who shot john by Victor November 29, 2004

who shot john 

Its a phase used to describe someone who is looking grimey or not their best.

Going out, look'n like who shot john?

who shot john by Chanel R July 10, 2005

who shot john 

Meaning "I don't know what".

Girl, you better comb your hair! I don't want you to go out of this house looking like who shot john.

who shot john by NJones July 26, 2005

who shot john 

Used by John Wayne in his last film that featured a young Ron Howard to describe another gunslinger's actions after he had a drink/got drunk. He used the term "who shot John" to describe the whiskey. It was in the scene where he was teaching Ron Howard how to shoot a pistol.

"You never know what he might do once he gets enough of that "who shot John" in him, Pilgrum!

who shot john by dirty November 24, 2004

who shot john 

illict liquor, moonshine(prohibition)

His ancestor was put in prison for selling who shot john.

who shot john by Light Joker December 12, 2004

who shot john 

A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.

(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?

who shot john by DDAWLS November 28, 2004

who shot john 

Something totally worthless and meaningless.

In context "like I care who shot John" or I don't give a shit!

who shot john by Alfadude November 24, 2004