Who asked?

A term used by people with chronically low IQ, (also known as middle schoolers) as a so-called "come back" but in reality is very stupid. After the middle schooler says this they will think they're cool

Middle schooler one: your mom's fat!
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***

by AnonyEx August 11, 2023

Who asked

The worst "comeback" someone could make. It's for when dumb tiktok kids start losing an argument, and with nothing else to do, they say who asked which basically means he argue back anymore and he'll be ignored.

P1: Lol noob
P2: Actually, (some evidence that he is not)
P1: Who asked
P2: What?
P3: Lol destroyed
P2: Wait wha-
P4: Lmao get owned
P2: Can you at least liste-
P1: No, because no one asked.

by fuighy March 6, 2023

Who asked?

phrase used by people who dont have real life friends

"My dad died 2 years ago in a car crash"
"WhO aSkEd?"

by .goofy-grooby April 22, 2023

Who asked

Basically saying that nobody cares about what you just said

Whenever my friend says something out of the blue, I say “Who asked”.

by Nobody just don’t ask November 1, 2022

Who asked?

Something a incoherent kid says when an argument isn't going their way and your whole class acts like made the greatest comeback of the century

Guy 1: "Bro shut up I banged your mom last night"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "I banged your mo-"
Guy 2: Who Asked?"
Class: "OOOOOOOOOOOO HE GOT ROASTED OOOOOOO"

by Qutex March 21, 2022

Who asked

A rhetorical question, often used by the toxic people in our day.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.

Example 1:
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.

The ultimate defense.

Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?

Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.

by MargarineDub February 4, 2023

who asked

the least original insult made by fortnite kids and 9 year olds

Who Asked?
Shut the fuck up jimmy you have 2 brain cells and theyre fighting for 3rd place

by iamnotanigger June 13, 2022