whiskey disk

A cylindrical piece of soapstone used for chilling fine liquor in order to avoid dilution from melting ice. The stone is frozen and then added to a drink. The first whiskey disks were manufactured by a New Hampshire stonemason over 15 years ago. Now, they are widely used by liquor aficionados everywhere.

He liked his Scotch neat yet slightly chilled, so he poured it over a whiskey disk.

whiskey disk by jhammerstone April 19, 2011

Whiskey Diskey

A new level of drunk in your absolute element dancing everywhere and rhyming every word.

“Guys I’m whiskey diskey! Fuuuuck”

Whiskey Diskey by InMyDNA March 27, 2020

Diskey Whiskey 

The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.

Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?

Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.

Diskey Whiskey by Gamer Assistants August 27, 2016

Whiskeydick 

The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."

Whiskeydick by mjb November 3, 2005

WHISKEYDICK 

WhiskeyDick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskeydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskeydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskeydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskeydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

whiskeydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."

WHISKEYDICK by RepOmaN February 28, 2013

whiskeydick 

When one is to drunk to get a hard-on, he has the whiskeydick.

I had the whiskeydick last night, therefore I did not get laid.

whiskeydick by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

Whiskeydick 

1 When you can't get it up cause you drank too much.

2 A totally cool saloon in So. Lake Tahoe, Whiskey Dicks!

1 "Dude, no more shots for me. I don't whant to get whiskeydick"!

2 " Dude, Let's hook up at Whiskey Dicks after riding today".

Whiskeydick by jerjer July 21, 2008