Simon Bridges, aka Simon Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the opposition party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking like a complete
penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current
government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty
Cindy, good bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and simultaneously shouted 'COCK'.
Trevor; "Gidday Blue, how you be?"
2nd Trevor; "
Trev, did you just hear what that whiny
little bitch, Simon fucking Bridges, just said about our good bitch, Aunty
Cindy?"
Trevor; "Yeah, what a Cock!"