“Whar doon” is a shortcut for the phrase, “What are you doing” and acts as its slang replacement.

It’s mostly used in the form of a question, but doesn’t have to be.
Me: Hey, whar doon?
My sister: Drugs hbu?

Me: Whar doon tonight? Wanna catch a movie?
My sister: I’m bust tonight! Whar doon tomorrow?
Me: I don’t care whar doon tomorrow because I wanted to hang tonight.
by AngieCWmusic September 25, 2017
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An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.
A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.
by Don Pratt February 3, 2004
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A response to any statement that displays a complete lack of mental awareness.
by VelvetWriter October 23, 2023
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A simple yet more peaceful way to say War,

It defines a "peaceful yet hate-felt war", where one is not allowed to use actual weapons, instead is used in a peaceful way of words, and may be allowed to be used in stupid discussions.
Whar is widely known in the phrase "Whar is Whar."
"Mia and Aero went to whar yesterday over whether or not berries are great sources of food."
by Darlinqqbunni January 15, 2022
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Whar is either the unfortunate typo of What, or the intentional subsequent shamings of the initial typo maker.

Users of whar are split into:
·The initial mistake maker
·Everyone else
Mistake maker: "Hi guys"
Mistake maker: "Whar"

Person 69: "Hi guys Whar"

Person 420: "Hi guys Whar"

Everyone else in the universe: "Hi guys Whar"
by keklum March 14, 2022
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a white 3D model of a generic man holding a question mark with no facial features, body structure and whar
whar?”
by wharjoker4818 September 2, 2022
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An exclamation of both shock and disappointment- Most commonly used in conversation when another person says something absolutely FOUL.
Person A - Dude my wifey has nice thighs
Person B -okay, good, go stuff your face in them so you can shut the hell up
Person A - Whar??
by Snonc July 1, 2023
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