whale fail 

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

whale fail by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009

Whale Fail 

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.

Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.

Whale Fail by alunajoy October 1, 2010

Whale Fail 

when someone says something that is just so "mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing" they get something even worse than a "Facepalm" they get a Whale Fail

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Boy: Why do Negro people smell like gorilla feces?

Boy 2: You sir deserve a Whale Fail
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Whale Fail by delusion72 July 9, 2010

Fail Whale 

The logo of the microblogging service Twitter, displayed prominently on its error page signifying server overload. Fail Whale is a common occurrence.

I wanted to submit twits for this day, but all I got was a Fail Whale.

Fail Whale by TweenkPL April 7, 2009

Epic Fail Whale 

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing

!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.

Epic Fail Whale by bluefir111 July 12, 2009

Fail whale 

A twits nightmare.

Randy: " oh God please Dear god no.."
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"

Fail whale by Sully:) May 16, 2009

Fail Whale Hunting 

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.

Lets go Fail Whale Hunting, mate!

Fail Whale Hunting by Gagameup July 25, 2010