Fanny-Whacker

Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers

Hey Mark quit doing that, here comes the fanny-whackers!

by fanny whacked February 3, 2010

Tally Whacker

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

by TheRealMoby February 12, 2019

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Go to a public bathrooms and clog all the toilets and leave a business card with your name and number for all your plumbing needs

Plumber: Pulling a Whacker murfy is a great way to get work when you’re quite

by Tom Butler January 19, 2021

Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, he’s a total pud whacker.

by Ray Sucks March 24, 2023

You a whacker cracker dude

by Liz em January 1, 2018

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.