Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
by Anonymous Cactus May 12, 2012
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A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis
I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker
by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009
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A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.
John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker
by Hampton1982 January 16, 2016
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A person who is capable of hacking and whacking at the same time.
A whacker can hack and whack your account.
by Oxidata September 11, 2020
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A person who owns a decommissioned police vehicle and makes it look like a in service police vehicle, Most commonly with black and white paint schemes with no logos.
Hey John look at the Crown Vic it’s got a light bar and everything what a whacker.
by Hocopocoloco December 5, 2022
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A person who is a first responder, or wishes they could become one, who has to act as if it is their god given duty to make everyone aware as to what they do. A whacker will have the most lights, the newest gear, the most tools, and post the most on social media just to say they have it. Whackers are often made fun of by other first responders due to their self centered demeanor.
"Have you played that Firefighting Simulator (Into the Flames) yet?" "No Cory, stupid whacker"
Cory makes a game solely based upon a firefighting for his own benefit to say he made a game based upon his job.
by OnyxAsylum September 2, 2022
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A low class person from Cork, Ireland. Typically, they have bad skin and attempt to drive cheap modified cars. Absolutely useless people.
Let's not go in there Dorothy. Probably full of whackers.
by Cork whacker August 1, 2017
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