wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

by erkod March 05, 2017

wet breakfast

Usually muesli or cereal served in a bowl with milk or some appropriate substitute.

No toast for me thank you, I fancy a wet breakfast this morning.

by erkod March 05, 2017

wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.

I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.

by erkod March 05, 2017

wet breakfast

That someone who you are attracted to but really pisses you off.

Fucking hell Jennifer Owen is such a wet breakfast!

by xXHyper SkillzXx January 08, 2015