Wet Willy

A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear, often with a slight twisting motion

"That fucktard just gave me a wet willy, what a cunt!"

"See that lint licker over there? Let's go give that asshat a real moist wet willy!"

by Gretchen Boxburger December 29, 2011

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

WET WILLIES

the bar referred to by ludacris in the Pimpin All Over The World song. the bar is located on ocean drive in miami beach, flordia frequented by celebrities. All drinks at wet willie are slushies.

Bout to go down wet willies on ocean and she what poppin.

by K Byrd jr. April 30, 2008

Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Wet Willy

One of the prominent mascots for the skateboard company World Industries.

Man, check out the Wet Willy in the new World ad!

by snoopyloopy June 4, 2006

Wet Willy

Thee act of sticking your tiny little needle dick into some bitches ear and cum

Oh my fucking god so some bitch was past out during church so i totally gave her a wet willy

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

Wet Willy

When a dong still soggy from climax is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Paul giggled when he gave sleepy ike a wet willy.

by Ike February 17, 2005