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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

"We're Fucked" Zombies

"We're Fucked" Zombies are magicly reanimated corpses that cant be killed, so ya, we're fucked zombies will fuck us up.
Man 1 "Oh shit there are fucking magic zombies outside!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
Man 1 "Well, I guess i can put this on urban dictionary as "We're Fucked" Zombies, Cya lol!"

Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now) 

A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.
"Mad Moe has just come online, he will be in the convo soon"

*Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)*

werefucker 

a person who gets really horny during the time that the moon is out in the night that once they get in bed they become like a animal and lose control.
tim: sara how was your night cause it looks like something went down.

sara: i found out john was a werefucker and it was amazing.
werefucker by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 5, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026