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were fucked 

When you tease a fat bitch so mutch she commits suicide
hey kane, that fat bitch killed herself c0z we teased her... were fucked!
were fucked by Jack Tempest September 9, 2003
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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

"We're Fucked" Zombies

"We're Fucked" Zombies are magicly reanimated corpses that cant be killed, so ya, we're fucked zombies will fuck us up.
Man 1 "Oh shit there are fucking magic zombies outside!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
Man 1 "Well, I guess i can put this on urban dictionary as "We're Fucked" Zombies, Cya lol!"

Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now) 

A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.
"Mad Moe has just come online, he will be in the convo soon"

*Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)*

werefucker 

a person who gets really horny during the time that the moon is out in the night that once they get in bed they become like a animal and lose control.
tim: sara how was your night cause it looks like something went down.

sara: i found out john was a werefucker and it was amazing.
werefucker by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 5, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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