were fucked
were fucked by Jack Tempest September 9, 2003
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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog
perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"
dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
"We're Fucked" Zombies
"We're Fucked" Zombies are magicly reanimated corpses that cant be killed, so ya, we're fucked zombies will fuck us up.
Man 1 "Oh shit there are fucking magic zombies outside!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
Man 1 "Well, I guess i can put this on urban dictionary as "We're Fucked" Zombies, Cya lol!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
Man 1 "Well, I guess i can put this on urban dictionary as "We're Fucked" Zombies, Cya lol!"
"We're Fucked" Zombies by Nakada7224 May 7, 2010
Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)
A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.
Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now) by melobymoo April 13, 2009
werefucker
a person who gets really horny during the time that the moon is out in the night that once they get in bed they become like a animal and lose control.
tim: sara how was your night cause it looks like something went down.
sara: i found out john was a werefucker and it was amazing.
sara: i found out john was a werefucker and it was amazing.
werefucker by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 5, 2009
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