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Are you weitao enough to win in Starjeweled, Serena?
Weitao by Thom You Wanna February 23, 2011
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a word used to describe a person acting in a stupid or weird retarded way.
she is such a weitard she dips bananas in her milk.

he is such a weitard he thinks washing cars is his dream job.
weitard by damSeL* April 8, 2011

Wogities 

The person you strongly dislike because of the person you have a crush on/are dating.

The person you dislike because they once liked/dated the person you currently like or date.
She is my wogities because she tried to get with my boyfriend when we broke up for two weeks.
Wogities by jake4eva August 4, 2009
A weity is a white American man who smokes mad chronic and loves to get fucked up at all times
Yo broski I got fucked up like weity last night shit was sick
Weity by Ali d-b March 19, 2008
A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.)
Guy 1: WOOO I just had the kinkiest sex with the weitzel
Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.
A.K.A. the W.I.L.F ( weitzel id like to f*ck.) An old re-dinky-donky-ulously saggy tittied female. One whose breasts resemble two pale garbage bags filled with pudding or some other form of goo which droop bellow its waist line (especially when it wears its natural attire, of no bra.) The vaginal cavity of the wilf is encrusted with powder and spider webs, the wilf is a slut and a man’s “best nightmare ;).” The wilf prefers facials, anal, facials, sex, facials, penis, facials, and facials. Don’t approach one unless you wish to be fucked on site in a cave for many days, the cave being its anus.
yum weitzel queef poof on my babies bottom.
weitzel by poofy nigga October 17, 2011