wee p 

A man who does not know when to shut his pie hole up.

Wee P will you fk up

wee p by De-Brun January 9, 2024

Wee-pooh 

Is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. This usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. No real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like 'Asifs' Takeaway.

Sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can't be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a piss. You're having a wee-pooh. You have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.

Wee-pooh by StevieWP January 27, 2006

Wee Palace 

A wee palace is an alternative term used to describe the toilet or bathroom

"Please excuse me, I'm just popping to the wee palace!"

Wee Palace by Joe Richards March 21, 2007

Wee-Poo 

When you have an upset tummy so your poo resembles wee and makes your bumhole burn like hell. Also see diarrhea.

Everybody avoid the toilet - that chicken madras has given me a bad case of wee-poo.

Wee-Poo by Sarah Lou September 7, 2008

Wee wee pee pee 

Wee wee pee pee
Means when you are making love and you can not feel it penis

Harold and his wee wee pee pee
could not please me

Wee wee pee pee by Harold is my husband November 3, 2019

Wee pee 

Desperately needing the toilet for a pee, but when you get there only little droplets or a small wee comes out, not satisfying your need to pee.

person 1: Did you enjoy your pee?
Person 2: no I still need one, I only had a wee pee.

Wee pee by PhyscoKaylz May 21, 2016

ahs-wee-pay 

Less commonly as of late, it is the phonetic, literal pronounciation of "asswipe" (said usually with a fake foreign accent). The term is used as a direct replacement for "asswipe" just with the foreign-sounding pronounciation for any of a number of stupid reasons.

"Hey ahs-wee-payyyy... wot's up mon?"

ahs-wee-pay by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004