A really small penis around 1-3 inches, usually found on little boys but if on older boys it's really funny to point and laugh at.
In seventh grade, Max was completely pantsed in front of the entire class, showing everyone his cute little wee wee! Now no girls will go out with him because they know that his pee pee is a little itsy bitsy teeny weeny wee wee!!
by Max Elkot September 02, 2008
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To piss. A word most often used by or to kids. Ofter used by adults around kids to keep them from learning the word ,"piss". ect.
You got a weewee?
by Judge dredd7 May 05, 2011
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1. Microscopic size of a male penis
2. That which is so small, is considered non-existent
3. That which is so small is a waste of skin
1. A picture of Hero's wee wee was sent to "Ripley's Believe It Or Not", but they sent it back because they did not believe it!

2. Hero is modest about his wee wee, with much to be modest about.
by kovox January 26, 2003
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For many centuries man has called his genitalia by the name shlong or talliwhacker. For those men who have yet smaller ones, they call them wee wees. A wee wee is a gross looking penis with a face on the head scribbled in blue ink.
Little Georgey asked him mom for a new toy, so she told him to go play with his wee wee if he had nothing to play with. He played with his wee wee and soon the house blew up.
by sean October 27, 2003
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Pronounciation of "Yes, yes." in french.
Usually spelt "Oui, oui."
"I em French! You see? Weewee, lissen to my outwrageous fronch acceent!"
(see monty python & the holy grail)
by anon. August 24, 2004
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