A half-assed wedding. Whereas "wedding = proper ceremony + proper reception", a weddin will not have one or both of these. Also called "a family reunion".
Weddins are often trying to seem like chic, cost-effective weddings, but end up looking like the couple are cheap as hell and don't really give a shit about their wedding or their guests.
Examples:
Saying vows and signing the marriage license without an officiant
Getting a food truck instead of catering
Having your guests play frisbee and board games instead of dancing
Having your ceremony and reception in a Walmart parking lot
Weddins are often trying to seem like chic, cost-effective weddings, but end up looking like the couple are cheap as hell and don't really give a shit about their wedding or their guests.
Examples:
Saying vows and signing the marriage license without an officiant
Getting a food truck instead of catering
Having your guests play frisbee and board games instead of dancing
Having your ceremony and reception in a Walmart parking lot
"Are you going to his weddin? I hear that he got a food truck, borrowed an old boom box and 3 CDs, and that the bride is wearing cutoffs."
by spinnerclotho June 11, 2018
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I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
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Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.
Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.
Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.
by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008
Get the Wedding Hangover mug.I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.
by Amalja May 26, 2011
Get the Elvish Wedding mug.When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.
by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011
Get the Monkey's Wedding mug.The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding
You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.
by Fez and southern lover February 18, 2020
Get the tennessee wedding mug.When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013
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