we need to talk

Its over

Man-Step up bitch fo shizzel ma nizzle.
Woman-We need to talk.

by A September 20, 2003

we need to talk

Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"

X- Hey Sam?
Sam- What?
X- We need to talk...
Sam- Oh shit...

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

we need to talk

female version of "I need to complain"

"We need to talk" will often be said after toilet seats are left in the upright position, and/or you come before she does and/or in the event of forgotten anniversaries.

by Captain Rad November 22, 2002

we need to talk

According to George Costanza, "the worst four words in the English language." Added Jerry Seinfeld, "either that or 'whose bra is this?'"

Before breaking up with him, George's girlfriend let him know that "we need to talk."

by pbm19 March 27, 2008

we need to talk

The four worst words in the english language. Either that or "whose bra is this?"

Woman: David, we need to talk.
Dave: FUCK!

by REID April 19, 2004

we need to talk

Actually means, 'I need to talk, You better listen'.

Generally pronounced by a female voice

Susan: Dera, we need to talk.
Sam: (time to put all my non-listening skills I been practicing)

by [offbeat] April 11, 2004

we need to talk

I need to dump you, and it's suddenly "our" problem/fault. Often said to be a girl phrase, is in fact used just as often by guys. When employed in e-mail, is an attempt to simultaneously sever e-mail contact and preclude actual "talk"...

emails: We need to talk. I'll call you.
Never quite summons up courage to call. Hopes like hell she won't e-mail or ring, and that he can skulk off into the night. Sign of cowardice, therefore an automatic disqualifier when it comes to relationship material...

by Robina22 October 18, 2005