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Watermelon patch 

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.
I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

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watermelon patch 

a large group of african-americans standing in a grassy area.
I lst control of my car and ran right through a watermelon patch.
watermelon patch by jcornstopper September 8, 2010

Watermelon Patch 

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.
There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.
Watermelon Patch by KG6 February 21, 2021

Watermellon Patch

A big chunk of weed thats covered with seeds.
Damn dude this quarter's a fucking watermellon patch
Watermellon Patch by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026