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a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus
i just did a water toucher get the axe
by knivesron August 16, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!
a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two
i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher
by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 14, 2006
Happy St. Patties Day!