Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

Water birth by DoctorZig May 3, 2017

Water Birth

The act of deficating in a pool.

Dude, I totally gave water birth in some random pool last night!

Water Birth by lipitor June 30, 2010

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

New England Water Birth by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

Water Berthing 

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

Water Berthing by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025

New England waterbirth 

you gullible retard

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”

New England waterbirth by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021

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Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
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The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022