waste faced

A state of belligerent drunkenness. Similar to wastey face except that it rhymes and is therefore harder to say when drunk, which is funny.

"'sup man, we gonna get waste faced this weekend?"
or when drunk, "Man, I am shhooo wassseete faceeed"

by Tyler H Cipriani December 26, 2008

waste-faceded

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking

yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

Waste Face

An expression achieved by tilting your head to the side, closing one eye, making an O shape with your mouth, and shaking your head quickly and repeatedly.

Ideal for distracting, confusing, and/or provoking others, or for simply getting attention.

Originally created at Ridley High School.

Guy 1: I wish this bus ride wasn't so boring.

Guy 2: How about we pass the time by giving the ol' waste face to random people on the sidewalk?

Guy 1: Sure, that never gets old!

by Uber Husky Swimmy Fishy November 15, 2011

waste o' face

A person who has an attractive face but everything else about their appearance is not appealing.

"Damn did you see that fat bitch?"
"Ya, she probably weighs 1000 lbs"
"True but she had a pretty face"
"Ya, but she's a fucking waste o' face!"

NOTE: A waste o' face is only good for head

Before you creep on a girl you find on myspace/facebook, check to see if all her pics are head shots...if so... you might be dealing with a waste o' face.

by Ryan Mannin May 30, 2008

Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.

“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025

Waste of a face

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.

Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.

by MollDoll87 July 18, 2010

Face The Waste!!

It's what you say to your friend when hes fucked up off drugs or alcoholic beverages or if he taps out from a session

Uuhh fuck that im good off that hash

Face The Waste!!

by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009