A lesser known iteration of shashumga commonly used by twomad in his videos, and is rarely seen in text form, as it is intended to be a spoken word, not a written one.
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When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.