Here's the deal

A phrase used to preface an instruction, or to tell someone like it is.

"Here's the deal, you go get the chinese take out while I wait here and que up an episode of Jim Rome Is Burning for us to watch when you get back."

"Here's the deal, you better change your attitude of you plan on having any fun tonight."

by chess5 April 23, 2010

the internet is here

A beautiful song created by meme queen Dan Howell and angel bean Phil Lester. It celebrates the importance and beauty of the internet.

Friend: *comes out as gay on the internet*
You: *Plays The Internet Is Here

by : - ) November 25, 2016

up in here

here, in this vicinity, at this present location

Girls look like a bunch of sea monkeys up in here.

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

click here

an innocent message that regretably will attract most people to click on the location designated by the "click here" sign. works every time.

click here

no, here

by Orion January 16, 2004

get this on here.

this means, i dont even have a word on this, just get this to be on urban dictionary. Please work.

'get this on here.' we need it on the dictionary

by unknown.photography March 6, 2020

here’s johnny

A very famous saying from The Shining

My friend beat the door down and said “Here’s Johnny”

by Tom Hutchings March 3, 2018

not here for a haircut

To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons

(sit. in a pub)
Lukas: Hey man do you want another beer?
Peter: Not here for a haircut mate

by repeter84 July 28, 2008