warrior's helmet 

Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.

I gave O'Dea a warrior's helmet unexpectedly when he reached the top of the ladder.

warrior's helmet by Damian Foye April 21, 2006

warrior's first blood 

When a dude pops a girl's cherry, and her blood is on his penis, he removes it from her vagina and proceeds to make streaks on her face much like native americans paint their faces before war. (bonus points for poking her in the eye in the process).

When Christina decided to let Arjun steal her virginity, he begged her to rub his penis all over her face to give her a warrior's first blood.

warrior's first blood by chrismyers July 11, 2007

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

the warrior's prayer by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

New Year's Resolution Warrior by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior 

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it

Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior by Louise Paige March 23, 2020