warp speed
warp speed by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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Warp Speed Shit
The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.
Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?
Riker: I had a warp speed shit.
Picard: Oh what factor?
Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.
Riker: I had a warp speed shit.
Picard: Oh what factor?
Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.
Warp Speed Shit by Evil McBain September 1, 2010
Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5
Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
Take Picard to warp speed
I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!
Take Picard to warp speed by Cinocat November 30, 2011
Warspeed
1. A term used in the Playstation 2 game "Heroes of the Pacific". Upon activating warspeed, your aircraft would run into overdrive, increasing speed and producing a howl that sounded like the engine was beating itself to death.
2. In a relevant activity, particularly in studying and doing homework, no matter how fatigued or drained, calling upon a reserve of energy within which throws your body and mind into overdrive; Metaphorically attaining a state of productivity only possible during a time of "war".
2. In a relevant activity, particularly in studying and doing homework, no matter how fatigued or drained, calling upon a reserve of energy within which throws your body and mind into overdrive; Metaphorically attaining a state of productivity only possible during a time of "war".
Push in the R3 button on the controller to activate warspeed.
Essay due tomorrow. Running on little sleep. Must find a way to burn through the night... time to use some warspeed.
Essay due tomorrow. Running on little sleep. Must find a way to burn through the night... time to use some warspeed.
Warspeed by Serenothenes September 15, 2009
Warpspeeding in the Blackhole
Warpspeeding in the Blackhole by Jam bones February 9, 2008
Captain Warpspeed
45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.
"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
Captain Warpspeed by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024
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