wanker lights

the stupid little, often neon blue LED lights that a boy racer will have on the bonnet of their (badly) souped up Astra/Polo/other random car your Gran wouldnt be seen dead driving. Users of these wanker lights are often 17-24 year old burberry wearing idiots who hang around schools and colleges after final bell, honking any fit girl who walks past.

Ridiculed by many.

look at the wanker lights on that thing!

wanker lights by Amy the great October 25, 2004

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Fog Light Wanker

A person who drives their vehicle with their fog lights turned on when there is no fog.

FUCKING FOG LIGHT WANKER!!!! (At this point it is necessary for you to put your full beam light on in order to 'blind the fog lamp wanker'.)

nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.

Fog Light Wanker by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 23, 2011

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Light Walker

A guy who walks in a soft feminine manner; usually to describe a homosexual male.

That guy that talks with a lisp walks like he wears high heels, he must be a light walker!

Light Walker by Frontman757 January 26, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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