finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.

Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

by 3Kool5Skool September 2, 2015

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo May 5, 2018

Person1: haha you cum bucket
Person2:At least I'm not a tip wanker like you

by Vanilladindong April 24, 2016

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle

by Not.me.definitely January 3, 2022