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wank spoon

An oddly shaped spoon, usually used for masturbating.
"Oh god, I've got morning wood. Better get out the old wank spoon," muttered Jimmy.
by fagatron2.0 December 14, 2004
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wanksponge

A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.
Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"
by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008
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wankspoon

A spoon mostly used for wanking.
Shit! I found Jerry's mom drinking from my wankspoon!
by assholefaggot21 August 9, 2004
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